And then he killed her.

Somebody buy this for me pls.

It's ok, he won't wake up naked in the desert. Because he's an indoor cat.

Yeah I named my cat Voldemort.

At the vet they call "He Who Must Not Be Named" when it's our turn to go back.

Best recognize.

Let me see your hands! Drop the gum! No, gun! I mean drop the gun!

This comic has nothing to do with anything.

There is a $100 fine for Fergie-ing in public.

I don't know what the fine for urinating/defecating in public is really. It varies from place to place and trufax: can also land you a title as a sex offender. Please take this into consideration the next time you feel the call of nature out in not-so-nature. I'm talking to you, two guys who were urinating on the side of Books-A-Million.

Surely I'm not alone in thinking this.

You know, at AMC, that thing before the movie? About shutting the fuck up? That no one pays attention to? Haha. I don't update for months and this is what I put on the table?! Anyway. Shenice and Denice aren't gone or anything, I'm just going to occasionally post some random strips that I don't want to start a whole new comic for.

Thanks kchano for today's guest strip!

I think we should Kurtail some of this gore, seriously.

I thought Cabin Fever was the grossest movie ever, but The Thing was way worse. Excellent, but totally gross. The monsters scared me big time even though they are from 1982. :(

Save the trouble and cremate her.


It's better than that time with the can of Crisco.

I have jury duty (doh!) on Monday, so just in case, I threw in its update early.

( Comic for 5/23/07 )

( Comic for 5/25/07 )

( Comic for 5/28/07 )

( Comic for 5/30/07 )

Sorry for missing all these updates; I've had the comics ready on time, but just didn't feel like going to the library to upload them. I've been having ~issues~. Anyway, maybe we will be getting internet at home soon so I can stay on track better. :)

What the world,
needs now,
is gon-do-las.


I like how Denice's antennae turn into horns.

Friday asseenontv and I started moving into our new apartment and it took the whole weekend, so sorry for the late update! Today's comic is a guest strip courtesy of K-chan, which reminds me to extend an open invitation to anyone else who'd like to send one in!

The TMI Network.

The font I usually use decided to disappear in my image editing program even though it is totally there what the hell, so I had to pick something different for now.

I wasn't speaking Dolphin you faggot.


The mosquito can fly, but the ant's body is hard. This is difficult.

To make up for Monday being late I'm posting Wednesday early. I feel your neon flash of joy. And I am basking in it. Bass. King. In. It.

Other possible names include: Spatula, Crispy, Groundwater, and Rollerblade.

This comic is a little late because reo killed my creative process I had to meet the Game and Fish lieutenant to get my reward check from when I reported my drunk neighbor shooting a deer in my yard.

But I want to be cremated.

The punchline at the end of the dialogue was supposed to carry this comic, but because there were extra panels, I improvised. Laaame.

Why are you trying to catch them.


George Romero, you failed with "Martin."


I graduated TCC with a 4.0! So unlikely. Anyway, here are two dumb comics until we meet again.